Escape to Évreux: Greet Hotel's Luxurious French Getaway
Escape to Évreux: Greet Hotel – My Over-the-Top, Slightly Messy, Gloriously French Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from what I can only describe as a confection of a stay at the Greet Hotel in Évreux, France. And let me tell you, it wasn't all croissants and sunshine. But the good bits? Oh, the good bits were divine. This isn't a polished travel brochure, folks. This is real life. This is me, spilling the tea (and maybe a bit of croissant crumbs) about my experience.
First Impressions: The Accessibility Tango (and a Few Stumbles)
Right, let's get the practical stuff out of the way first. Accessibility is a big deal, and Greet Hotel mostly gets it right. They've got facilities for disabled guests, which is fantastic. There's an elevator (thank the heavens, because I'm NOT climbing stairs in heels), and the public areas seemed pretty decent. However, I did see a couple of minor hiccups. Like, the ramp leading to the restaurant? A touch steep. And the automatic doors weren't always functioning flawlessly. Small things, easily fixed, but worth noting if you're relying heavily on accessibility features.
Getting Online (and Staying Sane): The Wi-Fi Wars & Other Techy Tidbits
Listen, I need Wi-Fi. I’m addicted. I admit it. The good news? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! And it was actually decent. No buffering agony while I binged on French cooking shows (research, you see). They also had Internet [LAN] if you’re into the whole wired-in-the-2000s thing, and Wi-Fi in public areas. Basically, they've got you covered. But be warned: the Wi-Fi for special events might cost extra. The hotel offers Internet services in general, and I was happy to use the Laptop workspace.
Cleanliness: Sanitized Bliss or Slightly Spotty?
Okay, post-pandemic paranoia is REAL. I'm constantly side-eyeing EVERYTHING. But Greet Hotel seems to take cleanliness seriously. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, which is comforting. They had Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. You could even Room sanitization opt-out available – which, honestly, I kinda appreciated.
The Rooms: From Basic to Blissful (and the Occasional Annoyance)
Okay, my room. Let's talk about my room. I’d booked a non-smoking one (because, ew, smoke) and, thankfully, it delivered. My room had all the basics, there were extra long beds (which is vital if you are tall like me), the included slippers were a nice touch and I had my bathtub, which was perfect for soaking away the jet lag. But my view? Mildly depressing. I'm not gonna lie. Just, meh. Luckily, the blackout curtains were amazing. I slept like a baby. Well, a baby who occasionally woke up to check their phone… (shameful, I know).
Now, a bit more about my room: I had an alarm clock, bathroom phone, daily housekeeping, desk, hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, internet access - wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, mirror, non-smoking, private bathroom, safety / security features (thankfully), satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], and a window that opens.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Gastronomic Hiccup)
Okay, this is where things get interesting. Let's start with the positives:
- Breakfast [buffet]: A glorious spread of pastries, cheeses, and, yes, croissants. Enough to make anyone feel like royalty. My recommendation? Go for the pain au chocolat. You won’t regret it. They also had Asian breakfast and Western breakfast.
- Restaurants: There's more than one! We’re talking A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant.
Now, the negatives, and where things got a little… French. Despite the Alternative meal arrangement availability, my request for a gluten-free option at dinner got a little lost in translation. I ended up with a plate of questionable (but edible) vegetables and a look of utter confusion from the waiter. So, be very clear about your dietary needs! Otherwise your meals are likely to be okay.
Other options included the Poolside bar, Snack bar, Coffee shop, and an in-room coffee/tea maker.
Ways to Relax: Spa, Sauna, and (Almost) Zen
Right, let's delve into the self-indulgent stuff. The Pool with view was nice, but sadly, not with a heated option, especially when the rains came. There was also a Swimming pool [outdoor] to enjoy. The Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom were all a big plus, and the massage was divine, a solid 10/10. I almost forgot, the Body scrub and Body wrap were on the menu too. Pure bliss!
Essential Services and Conveniences: From Concierge to Chaos
The Greet Hotel offered everything you'd expect, and then some. There was a Concierge who was mostly helpful, a Daily housekeeping, and a Dry cleaning / Laundry service. There's a Cash withdrawal option, and also the Currency exchange (which is helpful but always remember to check the rates). They also had Facilities for disabled guests, Invoice provided, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, and the ever-useful Elevator. However, even being a 24h Front desk and offered Taxi service with Car park [free of charge], I had a bit of a kerfuffle trying to arrange a last-minute airport transfer. Always double-check, people!
For the Kiddos (and Babysitters like me):
The Hotel provides Family/child friendly options, and even Kids meal which is incredibly useful.
Things to Do (Besides Eating Everything):
Besides the spa and pool, there was a Gym/fitness center available. There were also many Meetings and Meeting/banquet facilities.
The Ambiance:
The Greet Hotel isn't just a place to stay; it's an experience. It's got a certain… je ne sais quoi. It's got the charm of a classic French hotel, with the modern conveniences of today. It’s a place to switch off and relax. In fact, with the Shine and Shrine, this is a place I could easily imagine myself spending more time in.
The Verdict?
Despite the small hiccups, I had a fantastic time. The Greet Hotel in Évreux offers a luxurious and relaxing experience, with plenty of amenities to keep guests entertained and comfortable. It’s perfect for a romantic getaway, a solo adventure, or even a family holiday (as long as you're prepared for a few minor imperfections).
My Slightly Dramatic, But Ultimately Honest, Recommendation: Book It!
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Tired of the same old routine? Craving a truly French escape? Look no further than the Greet Hotel in the heart of Évreux! Nestled in the picturesque Normandy region, our hotel offers a truly unforgettable experience.
Here's why you should book your stay with us at the Greet Hotel, Évreux:
- Unwind in luxury: Relax and recharge with our Pool with view, Spa, Sauna, and Massage services. Indulge in a Body scrub or Body wrap for ultimate pampering!
- Experience culinary delights: Savor the flavors of France with our buffet, Asian breakfast, and International cuisine in restaurant options. Enjoy a cocktail at the Poolside bar and discover the local flavors.
- Stay connected and comfortable: Enjoy Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and modern amenities, including Air conditioning, Desk, blackout curtains and more.
- Safe and secure: We prioritize your health and safety with Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Staff trained in safety protocol.
- Easy accessibility: We provide Facilities for disabled guests and an Elevator, ensuring a comfortable stay for all.
Plus, enjoy:
- Free Car Park [on-site]
- Fitness centre
- 24-hour front desk
- Breakfast
- Room service [24-hour]
- **Concierge
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the glorious, chaotic mess that is my trip to Évreux, France… specifically, the Greet Hotel Évreux Centre. And trust me, it’s already shaping up to be an adventure.
Pre-Trip Rambling & Nervous Energy (aka Day Zero)
Before we even leave for France, I'm a nervous wreck. Packing? Hah! Let's call it 'assortment of clothes shoved haphazardly into a suitcase with the vague hope that they'll all work together'. I'm also convinced I've forgotten my passport (twice!) and I'm already fantasizing about the croissants. Specifically, the ones with the perfect flake that makes you want to weep with joy. I probably packed 8 pairs of socks. I guess my anxiety presents itself as excessive preparation?
Day 1: Arrival & Stumbling Around (and Possibly Speaking Pigeon French)
Morning (or what passes for morning after a red-eye flight): Land in Paris. Okay, smooth enough. Then comes the train to Évreux. "Charming countryside views" they said. My tired brain saw "endless fields of… something", and occasionally, a cow. I swear I could smell the French countryside, and it wasn't all roses. But even the "endless fields of… something" had a certain beauty.
Mid-Morning: Check into the Greet Hotel. Oh, it's…bright. Like, really bright. The lobby is all primary colours, which, after the subdued lighting of the train, is a bit of a shock to the system. The staff seem friendly, though my French is about as fluent as a toddler's. I managed a shaky “Bonjour Madame/Monsieur,” but I'm fairly certain I butchered the name. I feel a little lost, wandering the corridors and getting oriented.
Lunch: Found a cute little brasserie near the hotel. Ordered something. I think. I pointed at stuff on the menu until the waiter gave me a confused, but patient, look. It was…some kind of meat. With potatoes. And it was delicious. I may have licked the plate. Don't judge me, I was exhausted.
Afternoon: Wandered around Évreux. Got completely lost. Saw a church. Took a photo of a random cat. Ended up back at the hotel. Seriously, the orientation skill is not strong with this one. Got a headache. Needed a nap.
Evening: Forced myself to go out again. Found a cafe. Ordered coffee. And a pastry. Maybe two. Okay, fine, it was three. The pastry was divine. Pure, unadulterated bliss. Sat there watching the world go by, feeling slightly less lost. This is it, I think. This is what it's all about…coffee, pastry, people-watching.
Day 2: The Cathedral & A (Potentially) Bad Decision
Morning: Okay, Cathedral today. I'm not a huge 'religious buildings' person, but this one is supposedly a stunner. My inner critic, however, pipes up, "You're going to walk around a bunch of stone and look at old things." I want to see if it's really worth it.
Mid-Morning: Whoa. The Évreux Cathedral. I walked in there and I was instantly transported. It took my breath away. The soaring arches, the stained-glass windows… it genuinely felt spiritual, even for a cynicism-ridden soul like myself. I sat in silence for a good five minutes just staring, and for the first time in a while, I felt a sense of peace. I even took some pictures…a lot of pictures. Definitely worth the visit.
Lunch: Okay I am starving. Found a small creperie. This is it, the highlight of my trip. I ordered a simple ham and cheese crepe, and it was perfection. And then I saw a dessert crepe with Nutella, strawberries, and cream. In a moment of pure weakness – and utter joy – I ordered the dessert crepe. The sugar rush was instant.
Afternoon: This is where things get a bit… dicey. I was wandering, feeling all happy and satisfied after my crepe binge, and found a vintage shop. Oh, the vintage shop. It was overflowing with treasures. I ended up buying a "vintage" (read: possibly moth-eaten) scarf that I'm pretty sure is older than I am. Impulse buy. I'm blaming the sugar rush. We shall see, I think it will be great.
Evening: Back at Greet Hotel. The colour scheme is still jarring, but I'm getting used to it. Now I'm staring at my vintage scarf. What have I done? I tried it on. It's itchy. I'm probably allergic to something in it. I will need to have a talk with the staff. Do I have the courage? Will I survive Évreux?
Day 3: The Market, the Scarf, and Departure (Maybe With a Tear or Two?)
Morning: Market day! I love markets. The Greet Hotel makes a decent breakfast, but I've decided to get my own supplies for a picnic, in case I need a little time in self-care. All the vendors were so personable and I couldn't understand a word they were saying, but somehow I managed to buy some cheese, bread, and some weird, but delicious fruit. I'm feeling bold, like a true local.
Mid-Morning: I'm back at the hotel. I found a nice spot to do some writing for a while. I sat in my room and just watched the town go by.
Lunch: Picnic in the park! The weather is perfect. I ate all the supplies from early. I loved every bite. I could have stayed there forever.
Afternoon: The scarf. Still an issue. Might have to have a conversation with the people at the store. Wish me luck with my atrocious French. I'm not sure I have the courage to stand up for my own comfort. Okay… I am going.
Late Afternoon/Evening: The good news: I decided to keep the scarf. The bad news: I've probably annoyed the shop owner with my flailing hand gestures and very bad French. Departure anxiety is starting to set in. I'm actually a bit sad to leave. Évreux and its chaotic charm have unexpectedly captured my heart. I find myself smiling, remembering that slightly-too-bright hotel lobby.
I am on my way!
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Okay, spill the beans. This "Escape to Évreux: Greet Hotel" – is it actually *escape*-worthy, or just another hotel that says "Bonjour"?
The rooms! Were they as Instagrammable as the hotel's website promised? (Because let's be honest, that's what *really* matters.)
Let's talk food. French hotels *can* be hit or miss. What's the verdict on the Greet Hotel's dining situation?
Okay, so... the staff? Were they charmingly French or just plain… French?
Beyond the hotel, what's there to *do* in Évreux? Did you actually *escape* anything, or just… sit in a hotel room?
So, final verdict? Would you recommend the Escape to Évreux: Greet Hotel?
