Escape to Paradise: The Dew B&B Awaits in Yilan, Taiwan
Escape to Paradise: The Dew B&B in Yilan - A Messy, Honest Review (and Maybe You Should Go?)
Okay, buckle up, because I’m about to tell you about The Dew B&B in Yilan, Taiwan. Forget the polished travel brochures; this is going to be a real, messy, and hopefully helpful review. Prepare for some stream-of-consciousness, because honestly, that’s the only way to capture the feeling of this place.
First off, let’s be real: Accessibility is a mixed bag. They say they’ve got facilities for guests with disabilities, but I didn't exactly go poking around every nook and cranny with a wheelchair. I’d call them and ask for specifics if that's important to you. But the Elevator is a definite plus!
The Vibe: Think tranquil rice paddies meeting modern minimalism. It’s aiming for zen, but it’s got that kind of slightly-too-perfect feel that makes you feel like maybe you're supposed to be meditating rather than, you know, stuffing your face with breakfast. Still gorgeous though.
Rooms: Okay, the rooms. They’ve got it all. Air Conditioning, Blackout Curtains (essential!), Free Wi-Fi (finally!), a Refrigerator for your late-night snacks (because, let's be honest, you’re always hungry on vacation), a Coffee/Tea Maker (praise be!), and even Complimentary Tea. The Bathroom was spotless, with a Separate Shower/Bathtub. Now, about the Bathtub… I nearly refused to leave it. Seriously, I took like three baths, each a full hour of glorious, soaking-in-the-silence bliss. Absolutely perfect after a day of exploring Yilan. Non-Smoking Rooms are standard, thank heavens, and the Soundproofing was solid. I never heard a peep from the next room. Which could be a good or bad thing…depending on your neighbors.
Internet: Yeah, the Free Wi-Fi is a lifesaver. They also have Internet [LAN] if you're a purist. It's good, it works, no complaints.
Food, Glorious Food (and Drink!)
This is where The Dew really shines.
- Breakfast: The Asian breakfast was a godsend. Fresh congee, delicious little side dishes, perfectly cooked eggs…it’s the kind of breakfast that makes you want to just stay and live in the dining room forever. They also offer Western breakfast, for those days when you need a proper bacon infusion. You can choose Breakfast [buffet], or if you're feeling really lazy, there's Breakfast in room. Now, I'm not usually one for a Breakfast in room, but after one late night (ahem), it was a lifesaver.
- Restaurants, Bars & Coffee Shops: I didn't find a dedicated Coffee shop, but coffee was available the Restaurants. There's a Bar, too, for those evening tipples. I loved the Poolside bar.
- Dining: The Asian cuisine in restaurant was a highlight. They also do International cuisine in restaurant. The A la carte in restaurant was a nice change from the buffet, and they had Vegetarian restaurant.
- Snacks: They offer a Snack bar, which is perfect for mid-afternoon nibbles. You can also order Room service [24-hour], bless their souls.
- Special Services: Alternative meal arrangement, Bottle of water, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Happy hour.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax:
This is where The Dew REALLY wants your money. Let's be real.
- Wellness: They've got literally everything: Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Pool with view. I had a massage. It was good. Not the best I've ever had, but good. The Spa/sauna was amazing.
- Fitness: They have a Fitness center, a Gym/fitness. I did not visit. I was too busy eating.
- Pools: The Swimming pool is beautiful, the Swimming pool [outdoor] the best.. Seriously, it's the perfect spot to just float and let the worries of the world melt away.
Cleanliness and Safety (Important Stuff!)
Okay, this is where I was really impressed.
- Safety: They've got CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, First aid kit, Front desk [24-hour], Room decorations, Safe dining setup, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Smoke detector.
- Hygiene: Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. Basically, they’re taking it seriously. I felt safe and secure the entire time, which these days, is a huge relief.
- Things to be aware: Room sanitization opt-out available.
Services and Conveniences:
- Essential services: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Babysitting service, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meetings, On-site event hosting, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
- Important service: Express Check-in/out, Early check in/out option.
Getting Around:
The Dew makes it easy.
- Transport: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
For the Kids:
- Services: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal,
My Overall Vibe on The Dew B&B:
Look, it’s not perfect. Nothing ever is. But The Dew is damn close. It’s a beautiful space. The food is amazing, the rooms are comfortable, and the service is attentive. They're clearly trying, and they're doing a damn good job.
The Annoying Bits:
- Little things: I had to call twice for extra towels. And the mini-bar was a little bit disappointing.
- It is a little bit too perfect. A tiny bit of personality, a little bit of mess, wouldn't go amiss.
The Verdict:
Go. Book it. Especially if you need a digital detox, a big dose of relaxation, and some seriously good food.
(Disclaimer: I visited pre-pandemic. Please double-check all the current safety protocols and operating hours before you go.)
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your average, sterile travel itinerary. We're going to Yilan, Taiwan, and we're staying at The Dew B&B. Consider this less a schedule, more a chaotic dance of dumplings, disappointment, and divine scenery. Let's go!
The Dew B&B: Yilan - A Messy, Beautiful Adventure
Day 1: Arrival, Rice Paddies, and a Whole Lotta Jet Lag (and a Mild Panic)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Arrive at Taipei Taoyuan International Airport (TPE). Ugh, airports. The smell of stale coffee and the existential dread of delayed flights – classic. Finding the bus to Yilan… well, that's where the fun (or the chaos) begins. I'm already picturing myself completely lost, desperately miming "Where is the bus to Yilan?!" to some poor, bewildered Taiwanese local. Wish me luck.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): The bus ride. Hopefully, I nab a window seat because Yilan's rice paddies are supposed to be Insta-worthy. (Yes, I'm that person. Judge me.) Expectation: Serene views, gentle breezes, a sense of profound peace. Reality: Me fighting off a nap, drool threatening to escape, and possibly spilling my bubble tea all over myself.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Check-in at The Dew B&B. The online photos – a minimalist haven of light and fluffy bedding. My current status? Slightly disheveled, emotionally fragile from the travel slog. Praying the actual room is as dreamy as the website suggests. If it's not, I'm gonna need a serious dose of Taiwanese bubble tea and maybe a small existential crisis.
- Evening (7:00 PM - ???): Dinner in Yilan City. They say everything is about the food. Let's put that to the test. I've got a mental list of must-eats: scallion pancakes, oyster omelets, and obviously, dumplings. I'm going to eat EVERYTHING. Or, rather, I'm going to try. Let's be real, I'll probably get lost and wander into the first brightly lit restaurant, which could either be the best meal of my life or a complete culinary disaster. Either way, it'll be memorable, right?
- The Bedding, I Mean The Room! (7:00 PM - 8:00 PM): The bedding is fluffy, just like on the website! I can hear the birds chirping in the morning. But wait… this is like 5-star! I feel so undeserving.
- Bedtime (9:00 PM): Knocked out from jetlag. Zzzzzzz.
Day 2: Mountains, Waterfalls, and the Great Bubble Tea Quest
- Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Okay, rise and shine! Breakfast at the B&B. Hoping for actual authentic Taiwanese breakfast (think savory congee and something that’s not just plain toast. But who am I kidding, I will eat anything at this point). Then, it's time to explore the mountains. The plan: hike to a waterfall. The potential outcome: me, sweaty, covered in bug spray, and questioning my life choices.
- Late Morning / Early Afternoon (10:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Waterfall time! I'm envisioning myself as a graceful, nature-loving person, effortlessly gliding over rocks. Reality is probably me scrambling like a clumsy mountain goat, narrowly avoiding falling into a freezing cold pool. But the view from those pictures look great. Focus, focus, focus.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): The Great Bubble Tea Quest begins. I read that in Yilan, they take their bubble tea seriously. This is a mission of utmost importance. We are talking the perfect balance of tea, milk, sugar, and, of course, the glorious pearls. I must sample at least three different bubble tea shops.
- Afternoon/Evening (5:00 PM - ???): A total sensory overload of the night market. I will eat everything. No regrets. And probably try to haggle with the vendors, even though I'll inevitably butcher the Mandarin.
- Evening/Bedtime (9:00 PM): Completely full, incredibly happy. (Or utterly miserable from all the food – there is no in-between.)
Day 3: The Coast, a Melodramatic Moment, and Saying Goodbye (Sniff)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Scenic coastal drive. I've heard the eastern coast of Taiwan is breathtaking. I'm hoping for cliffs, dramatic waves, and maybe a moment of profound introspection. Also, I'm secretly hoping for a good photo op.
- Late Morning/Afternoon (10:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Hualien! It's a bit of a drive. We're talking a different scenery now, but how can you complain with the view.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Back to The Dew B&B. I'm slightly sad because I love this place.
- Evening (5:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Packing, getting ready for the trip I did.
- Evening/Bedtime (9:00 PM): Goodbye to The Dew B&B.
Day 4: Return to Real Life (Sobbing)
- Morning (8:00 AM - ?): Travel back to Taipei.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - ?): Fly back home.
Important Disclaimers:
- This itinerary is subject to change, probably drastically. I’m terrible at sticking to plans.
- My Mandarin is nonexistent. Expect plenty of pointing, smiling, and potentially embarrassing misunderstandings.
- I am a highly emotional traveler. Expect tears of joy, frustration, and possibly some moments of existential dread.
- Bubble tea consumption is not an optional activity. It’s mandatory.
- This is just a blueprint. The real adventure is going to be a beautiful, messy, imperfect journey. I can't wait.
Okay, so...what *is* this Dew B&B place even *about*? Sounds idyllic. Is it actually?
Idyllic... ha! Well, alright, let's start with the good, shall we? Dew, as in, "de-licious." (Okay, I'll stop). Seriously, it's a B&B tucked away in Yilan. Think rice paddies, mountains peeking out, and air you can actually *breathe* without feeling like you're inhaling a dumpster fire. The vibe? Relaxed, almost aggressively so. They're going for that whole "zen escape" thing. Do they succeed? Mostly. But, and this is a big but, it's not some perfect, Instagram-filtered paradise. It's real.
For example, remember that time I was there? I spent half an hour just trying to figure out the hot tub (turns out the directions were in... well, let's just say my Mandarin is "very enthusiastic"). It involved a lot of frantic button-pushing, a near-drowning of my phone, and a VERY confused Taiwanese woman trying to help me from the other side of a fern. Zen indeed!
The rooms! Tell me about the rooms! Are they...clean? (This is a serious question, okay?).
Clean? OH, YES. Absolutely. Spotless. Like, I'm a bit of a germaphobe (don't judge!), and I was totally comfortable. They're modern, stylish, and the beds...oh god, the beds. Like sinking into a cloud made of marshmallows. Okay, maybe not marshmallows, but you get the idea. They're comfortable! HUGE selling point for me! Plus, the views from the rooms are amazing. You're basically waking up in a postcard.
The bathroom? Pristine. The fluffy towels? Yes! The complimentary toiletries? Good quality. I remember once, I even *dropped* my toothbrush (don't ask) and still felt confident using the provided one. That's how clean we're talking.
Food! Is the food any good? I'm a foodie. And I crave food. Constantly.
Okay, so here's the thing. Breakfast is included. And it's... *good*. Real good. Home-cooked Taiwanese dishes with local ingredients. Think fluffy omelets with vegetables that actually *taste* like vegetables, fresh fruit that's burstingly ripe, and maybe even some things you've never tried before. They're masters of their breakfasts.
But... (there's always a but, isn't there?) They don't serve lunch or dinner. Which... well, it forces you to venture out and explore the local food scene, which is incredible. So, it's not like a con, more like a... challenge? An opportunity? You'll be fine! And hey, if you're really fussy, there's always instant noodles. (Don't judge. Sometimes, after a long day, that's all you *want*). I actually loved the street food. Especially the scallion pancakes. So...crispy. Oh, and the soup dumplings. I'm drooling remembering them.
What's there to *do* around the B&B? I don't want to just sit around, even though that sounds tempting...
Okay, here's where things get interesting. The B&B itself has a nice little garden to relax in. Plus they have that hot tub (once you figure it out). But Yilan is the real star. Think: hot springs (a *must*!), the National Center for Traditional Arts (fascinating!), and surfing if you're feeling adventurous. There's also hiking, cycling, and enough delicious food to keep you busy for a month (and put on about fifteen pounds, but who's counting?).
Okay, so I had a *moment* there. Picture this: I'm trying to surf. Me. A complete beginner. I managed to stand up...for about two seconds. Then wipeout city. Swallowed half the Pacific Ocean. Came out looking like a drowned rat. Hilarious. Humiliating. Worth it. And the locals? Super friendly. They were laughing with me, not at me, which was nice.
Then there's the hot springs! Just...bliss. That's all I can say. Just pure, unadulterated bliss. Soak away your cares, your worries, and maybe even your surfing-related bruises.
Okay, you mentioned... a hot tub. Are we talking a *romantic* hot tub? A "getting-to-know-each other" hot tub?
Yes. No. Maybe? It depends on your company. It's definitely a "hot tub" hot tub. Its on the roof, with a view. It's... cozy. It's *private*. It's... a hot tub.
Look, romantic or not, the hot tub is fantastic. Stargazing from a hot tub? Yeah, do it. Make it romantic, don't. The best thing is... the feeling of being in warm water under the stars.
I went alone. Completely. No romantic companion. Just me, the stars, and a whole lot of "oh, this is actually really nice."
Is there a problem with the hotel? Like... a BIG problem?
Hmmm... let's see. The hot tub controls are a bit of a puzzle. But, no. Nothing that would stop me from going again. The only thing is the distance to the local area, but most people have rental cars if they are going there.
Should I go? Seriously, is it worth it? Give it to me straight.
YES. Absolutely. YES. Okay, so, I'm not going to lie, it's not perfect. The location is slightly out of the way. But the vibe, the rooms, the food (okay, well, the breakfast), and the sheer beauty of Yilan make it worth every penny.
Look, if you want a perfectly polished, cookie-cutter vacation, go somewhere else. But if you want an authentic experience, a chance to relax, recharge, and maybe even try some surfing (and fail miserably, like I did), then book it. You won't regret it. Just... bring a towel for the hot tub. And maybe learn a few basic Mandarin phrases. Just in case.
