Bogotá's BEST Kept Secret? This Hotel Will Blow You Away! (93 Park Hotel Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on Bogotá's BEST Kept Secret: The 93 Park Hotel. Let me tell you, this isn't your grandma's beige-walled travel lodge. This place… this place whispers sultry secrets and promises a seriously good time. I'm talking, "blow-you-away" level good.
First Impressions – The "Ooh, Shiny!" Factor
Okay, so I’m a sucker for ambiance. And the 93 Park Hotel understands this. It's not just a hotel; it's an experience. The lobby? Think sleek, modern, and a touch… dare I say… chic? Imagine a stylish living room, but one where you can actually check in and get a complimentary bottle of water. (Yes, I guzzled it immediately. Bogotá altitude, you know the drill.) And because I’m obsessed with accessibility, let's start here: The elevator (Elevator) is a godsend, especially after a long flight. The Facilities for disabled guests are readily available. I didn't need them personally, but seeing the ramps and the thoughtful design already gave me a good feeling. Score one for inclusivity!
The Room – Where Dreams (and Netflix) Are Made
Now, let's talk rooms. My room was… chef's kiss. Seriously. Air conditioning (Available in all rooms)? Check. Blackout curtains? Double-check. I swear, I could've slept through a marching band playing right outside. In-room safe box? Perfect for hiding my chocolate stash. (Priorities, people!) Free Wi-Fi (Wi-Fi [free])? Naturally. I wouldn't survive a single day without it. And speaking of survival, the Internet access ( Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN) was blazing fast. I even managed a video call with my cat, Mittens, who seemed… underwhelmed. But that’s Mittens for ya.
The bathroom? Private bathroom with Separate shower/bathtub. The Hair dryer was a lifesaver (thank you, hotel gods!). The Bathrobes and Slippers were pure luxury. And the toiletries… delightful. I may have accidentally packed half of them in my suitcase. Don’t judge me!
The "Must-Haves" - And Some "Uh-Ohs"
- Cleanliness and Safety: Absolutely top-notch. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Yup. Hand sanitizer everywhere. It's like they know about this whole "pandemic" thing. Rooms sanitized between stays. I felt safer than I do in my own apartment.
- Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – My Personal Playground: Oh, the food! The restaurants are fabulous. I started every day with the Breakfast [buffet], which had everything - Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and just about everything else in between. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was a must-have. I'm addicted to coffee, and even in the hotel, the coffee was a delight. Even the Desserts in restaurant… swoon. Okay, I admit it, I may have had a few too many. (Don't tell my doctor.) Late nights? Room service [24-hour]. Hello, midnight snacks! The Poolside bar was a vibe and great for unwinding. The Snack bar had all the small bites you need when you aren't up for a full meal. The whole dining experience was fantastic.
- The Spa - My Paradise (or Misadventure?): Because I wanted to properly unwind and after a long day of exploring the city, I ventured into the Spa. They offer a Body scrub and Body wrap, and I was tempted by the Massage, but I just wanted to enjoy the Sauna and enjoy the peace. I even tried the Foot bath, which was an experience. (Let's just say my feet felt… revitalized.) However, the steam room was a little… intense. I may or may not have bolted after five minutes. It was a sauna, right? Or did I just stumble into a witch's cauldron? I still enjoyed the whole Spa/sauna experience.
- Things to Do & Ways to Relax - More Than Meets the Eyes: The Swimming pool with a Pool with a view was gorgeous! I spent a couple of hours there and it was the perfect way to chill. The Gym/fitness was decent. I did not work out, though. I did not even unpack my gym clothes! There's a Fitness center there too. But hey, I'm on vacation, right? The Terrace was a lovely place to watch the world go by with a cold drink.
- Accessibility and the "Small But Mighty" Details: This is where the 93 Park Hotel shines. Wi-Fi in public areas is strong, and the car park [on-site] is a bonus if you have your own transportation. The Elevator is a lifesaver, and they've clearly put thought into making things easy for everyone. Accessibility is super important, and they made it easy to explore the hotel.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits
Okay, I have to be honest. No place is perfect, right?
- Lack of the "Party Vibe": While quiet and relaxing, it’s not exactly a party hotel.
- Lost in Translation: The staff were incredibly friendly, but if your Spanish is as rusty as mine, there might be a bit of a communication challenge. A few times, I had to resort to… well, hand gestures, and miming. (Which, let's be honest, is always entertaining).
The Bottom Line: Is the 93 Park Hotel Worth It?
YES. A thousand times YES. If you're looking for a luxurious, comfortable, and well-located hotel in Bogotá, this is it. The attention to detail, the incredible staff, the delicious food, and the overall atmosphere make it an unforgettable experience.
Here's my crazy, half-baked, probably-too-honest review:
Pros:
- Absolutely stunning rooms.
- Amazing food and service.
- Fantastic location in the heart of Bogotá.
- Excellent cleanliness and safety protocols.
- The staff are genuinely lovely.
- The "Ooh, Shiny!" factor is off the charts.
- Good meeting/banquet facilities, which is great if you need to schedule business events.
- The hotel makes a great proposal spot.
Cons:
- Spa steam room might be your nemesis.
- Communication barriers could be a small issue for English-only speakers.
The Deal You Can’t Refuse – Seriously, BOOK IT!
Are you ready to experience the Bogotá’s BEST Kept Secret? Here's my pitch:
Tired of boring hotels? Craving a luxurious escape? Book your stay at the 93 Park Hotel right now and get:
- A complimentary upgrade to a room with a Park view (based on availability).
- A free welcome cocktail at the bar. (Trust me, you'll want it!)
- 15% off your first spa treatment. (Go on, pamper yourself!).
- Guaranteed access to the best kept secret in all of Bogota!
Don't just take my word for it! Book through a booking site and get a discount. Use a site that gives you the best free cancellation options!
This offer won't last forever. Pack your bags, grab your sense of adventure, and get ready to be blown away. You deserve it!
Escape to Paradise: Huong Giang Bungalow's Phu Quoc Magic
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is more like… a chaotic love letter to Bogotá, sprinkled with existential dread, caffeine jitters, and a healthy dose of "What the heck am I doing here?"
Bogotá Breakdown: My Best Western Plus 93 Park Hotel Survival Guide (with a side of sanity)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Coffee Crisis
Morning (Like, REALLY Morning): Landed in El Dorado International Airport. Let's just say the "international" part was more like "inter-national-nightmare," thanks to the baggage carousel playing a game of "hide-and-seek" with my suitcase. Found my bag eventually, sweating like a pig and muttering about flight delays. The driver from the hotel was cool, though. Gave me a welcoming "Hola!" and a look that clearly said, "You look like you need a strong drink." He wasn't wrong.
Late Morning/Lunch at the Best Western Plus 93 Park Hotel: Finally, sweet, sweet sanctuary! The hotel? Nice enough. Clean-ish. The room? Smaller than I expected, but hey, it's a bed. The real drama? The incessant need for caffeine. Found a mediocre coffee machine in the lobby. Made a cup. It tasted like battery acid and regret. This is where my love-hate relationship with Colombian coffee began.
Afternoon: Attempted a brisk "walk" (read: shuffle) to the park. Aiming for a charming, scenic stroll. Reality? Sidewalk cracks, uneven cobblestones, and me nearly tripping over a rogue dog. Saw some street art. Some of it was amazing, some of it… well, let's just say my artistic sensibilities were challenged. Bought some cheap empanadas from a street vendor. Delicious! Worth the questionable hygiene.
Evening: Exhausted, showered, and considering ordering room service (which, BTW, the menu looked incredibly uninspired). Decided against the hotel food. Wandered out to the 93rd street, hoping for a vibrant restaurant. Found a pizza place. Ordered the entire pizza, and ate it with my hands, I was tired.
Quirky Observation: The air in Bogotá feels thin like a silent, judging friend that tells you your out of shape any chance it gets. One moment, breath smoothly, the next, hacking coughs.
Emotional Reaction: Overwhelmed. Slightly terrified. Surprisingly happy to be here. I swear, I feel like I'm a goldfish in a giant bowl. This place is intense.
Day 2: La Candelaria & The Search for the Perfect Arepa (and Inner Peace)
Morning: After a surprisingly decent night's sleep (the bed wasn't half bad), and another coffee (still not great), I decided to brave the city. La Candelaria was on the agenda. Hired a tour guide. This was a good decision. He knew the history, the best spots to get a bite.
Late Morning: Walking through the historic neighborhood of La Candelaria. The graffiti was vibrant. The balconies were charming. The altitude was still kicking my butt. Visited the Gold Museum. The gold. So much gold. I'm pretty sure I saw a solid gold llama. (Okay, maybe not, but it felt like it).
Lunch: AREPAS! My quest began. Tried three different arepas: one from the street, one from a restaurant, one from a small shop. All were different. All were… okay. I'm getting closer to arepa nirvana, I can feel it! Ordered it with cheese and avocado.
Afternoon: Learned about history and culture from the guide. Saw the colorful houses and learned about the origin of the city's name.
Evening: Back at the hotel, utterly exhausted from the city. I looked at the options. Room service? No. That pizza again? No. I needed something that would soothe my soul. Went back to the 93 street, looking for options. Settled into a cozy bar in the evening. Tried a local beer. It was decent. Emotional Reaction: Intrigued. Slightly less terrified. Hungering for the next meal. The history is more interesting than anticipated. This whole city makes me feel like some kind of amateur explorer.
Messier Structure & Occasional Rambles: Speaking of the Gold Museum… I mean, the sheer amount of bling! It's a bit overwhelming, but you can't help but be impressed by the craftsmanship. And the sheer audacity of it all. Who hoards that much gold? But then I start thinking about the history, the conquest, and the atrocities… and my mood dips. It's all so layered, this place.
Day 3: Monserrate & The Altitude Olympics
Morning: Decided to be a real tourist and attempt the pilgrimage up Monserrate. Took a taxi to the base. The cable car ride up… breathtaking? Terrifying? Both. The view was spectacular, but I swear I heard my heart doing a drum solo during the ascent.
Late Morning: Reached the top. Views were amazing. The air was even thinner up there. Walked around, took pictures, tried to catch my breath. The basilica on top was beautiful and more than a bit of a surreal experience. It felt like being on top of the world, literally. And then my head started to throb. Altitude sickness is a cruel mistress.
Lunch: Found a little restaurant, eating a very nice soup.
Evening: Back at the hotel, exhausted. Deciding to take it easy.
Stronger Emotional Reactions: That view from Monserrate? Unreal! Truly breathtaking. But the altitude! It nearly killed me. I felt like a beached whale, gasping for air. I swear, I could feel my brain shrinking. (Maybe it actually did shrink, who knows?).
Day 4: The Salt Cathedral & The Search For Authenticity
- Morning: Left the hotel very early to go to the Salt Cathedral.
- Day: Driving to the place. Got lost. Asked for directions.
- Afternoon: Arrived to the Salt Cathedral. The place was impressive. The architecture was amazing.
- Evening: Went back to the hotel.
Doubling Down on a Single Experience: The Salt Cathedral. You cannot comprehend the scale of this place from photos. It's not just a cathedral; it's an entire city inside a salt mine. Walking into the main nave is both humbling and mind-blowing. You feel… small. And a little bit awestruck. The lighting, the carvings… it's an amazing artistic expression.
Day 5: Departure & The Longing For More Arepas
- Morning: Last breakfast at the hotel. The coffee? Still not great. The fruit? Amazing. Packed my bags. Checked out. Reflecting on my trip.
- Late Morning: Went to the airport. Had a last arepa.
- Afternoon: Said goodbye. The plane took off.
Messy, Honest, Funny, and Absolutely Human:
- Rambles: Bogotá is a sensory overload. The smells, the sounds, the colours! Coming back to the hotel at night, you're just exhausted. The city just thinks it never rests. I got used to it eventually.
- Imperfections: I got lost a few times. Asked stupid questions. Ate too much. Cried a little from the altitude sickness. Didn't always have the energy to explore, as much as I wanted to.
- Opinionated Language: This city is challenging. It's intense. It's chaotic. It's also utterly captivating.
- The "Human" in It All: I'm not a perfect traveler. I'm tired, cranky, and prone to existential freak-outs. But through all the mess, I felt alive. I'm leaving Colombia, I'm already planning on when I will return.
The End (For Now…)… I'm sure I'll be back. Because, despite everything, I miss it already. And I'm still on a quest for that perfect arepa.
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93 Park Hotel: The Bogota Secret They Don't Want You to Know (But Should!) - A Messy FAQ
Okay, spill! Is the 93 Park Hotel REALLY as amazing as everyone says? Because, let's be honest, hype is a liar.
Alright, alright, I'll level with you. My expectations were sky-high after all the whispers and glowing reviews. And guess what? They were basically MET! This place…it's not just a hotel, it's an EXPERIENCE. Is it perfect? Nope. Is it worth the hype? *Mostly*, yes. Look, I'm a cynical traveler. I've seen it all. But the 93 Park Hotel? It actually made me *gasp* when I walked into the lobby. No, seriously. I actually gasped. Don't judge me.
What’s the absolute *best* thing about the hotel? The thing that made you want to write a love letter (besides the free coffee, obviously)?
Okay, this is where things get…complicated. Because while the *free coffee* (did I mention it?) was a life-saver after a red-eye flight, the *best* thing... Well, it depends on your definition of "best." For me? It was the staff. Seriously. They were *ridiculously* friendly, helpful, and genuinely cared. They weren't just going through the motions; they were invested in making your stay amazing. I had a tiny, stupid problem - I was locked out of my room. And instead of sighing and rolling their eyes, which, let's be real, they'd have every right to do, they'd immediately helped, even laughing with me and asking if I was okay. This is the magic ingredient that some hotels lack.
The rooms! Are they Instagram-worthy or just…meh? Give it to me straight!
Okay, the rooms. YES! Instagram-worthy. Absolutely. They're chic, modern, and have this incredible minimalist aesthetic. Think clean lines, natural light, and that oh-so-important thing: a comfortable bed. Seriously, I slept like a log. And I'm a light sleeper, so that's saying something. But, and there's always a "but," my first room felt a little cramped, especially with my gigantic suitcase. Also, the shower pressure wasn't *amazing*. But the design? Stellar. I'm talking serious style points. Just be prepared to potentially request a room upgrade if you're a space hog like me.
Alright, let's talk about the location. 93 Park is a thing, but is it convenient?
Location, location, location! It’s *everything*. Being right by Parque 93 is a huge win. It's safe, it's lively, and it's a great place to grab a bite to eat or people-watch. There are tons of restaurants, bars, and shops within walking distance. That part is awesome. But, and here's the rub: traffic in Bogotá is a monster. So, while you're close to things, getting *to* things further afield can be a headache. Factor in extra travel time if you’re planning a big day out. My tip? Embrace the neighborhood!
What about the breakfast? Is it worth waking up for, or should I just grab something from the street?
The breakfast… hmm. It's included, which is a HUGE plus. There's a decent spread, with fresh fruit, pastries, and the usual suspects. Honestly, it's fine. It's not the *best* hotel breakfast I've ever had, but it's certainly not the worst. It's convenient and a good way to start the day. But, I have to admit, I definitely snuck out for arepas from a street vendor a couple of times. Those were AMAZING. So, yeah... breakfast: convenient and free. Arepas: absolute heaven.
Any hidden downsides? The things no one talks about?
Okay, the real tea. The air conditioning in my first room wasn't blasting super cold. Like, it was working, but not quite to the level I craved. And, I swear, the walls seemed a little thin, so I could hear the occasional late-night revelry from down the hall. Nothing major that ruined the trip, maybe a bit annoying if you are a super light sleeper, but it's Bogotá, after all - it's a city that comes alive. But honestly, these are minor quibbles.
Would you go back? Seriously, would you *actually* book it again? Come on, don't lie!
Yes. Absolutely. 100%. Despite the tiny imperfections, despite the slightly cramped room, despite the okay-but-not-amazing breakfast, I'd go back in a heartbeat. The staff alone makes it worth it. That genuine warmth and helpfulness… it's rare, honestly. And the location is fantastic. Plus, those beds! I'm telling you, I slept like a baby. Okay, maybe not *a* baby. More like a well-rested, coffee-fueled adult who’s ready to explore Bogotá! Seriously though, go. Just go. Tell them I sent you (they probably won't remember, but it’s worth a shot!).
