Escape to Paradise: Adults-Only Agroturisme Perola, Mallorca
Okay, hold onto your hats, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the sun-drenched, possibly-slightly-salty, but overwhelmingly lovely world of Escape to Paradise: Adults-Only Agroturisme Perola, Mallorca. This isn't your average brochure blurb, this is me, spilling the beans – the good, the potentially-could-be-better, and the OMG-I-need-to-go-back-yesterday kind of good. Buckle up, you've been warned, because this is gonna be a ride.
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First Impressions (and the Airport Transfer Shuffle):
Look, getting to paradise always starts with a slight hiccup. Airport transfers? Smooth as silk, actually. They were there. (Important detail: They were there!). The journey in, with the classic little Spanish car, was already a taste of what was to come. Winding roads, beautiful scenery. I was already feeling more relaxed.
Accessibility – The Reality Check (and a Tiny Bit of Hope)
Right, let's get this out of the way – the word "accessible" can mean a lot of things. Escape to Paradise Perola touts itself as being accessible and while they have worked to allow wheelchair access they have some challenges. The elevators were there, which is a huge plus. The staff seemed knowledgeable and friendly, and clearly wanted to help.
Now, here's the very important caveat. This is an agroturismo. Think charming, rustic, and built with… well, not necessarily modern accessibility in mind. Some of the cobblestone paths might require a little extra pushing, and the "rustic charm" of the doors might not have widened to allow for all the types of wheelchairs.
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The Rooms: A Haven of Calm (Mostly)
I actually liked my room. Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The view? Spectacular. The bed? Seriously comfy. The blackout curtains? GOLD. The little touches, like the complimentary tea and the fancy toiletries, felt really luxurious. Oh, and the slippers. Don't underestimate the power of good slippers!
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The Internet – Bless the Wi-Fi Gods!
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Amen to that! And it actually worked. Fast enough for streaming, which is a total win for a hotel. There was also Internet [LAN] which I didn't personally use, but hey, options are good! Internet services were available and useful. Wi-Fi in public areas was also present, and in my experience, consistent enough.
Food Glorious Food (And a Few Hiccups):
Ah, the food. This is where Perola really shines, and also where some areas leave a few things for improvement.
- The Good: The breakfast buffet was a delight. Breakfast [buffet]. Western breakfast was the name of the game. A dazzling array of pastries, fruit, cheeses, and hot dishes. Breakfast service was attentive and friendly. Asian breakfast was also available with a few items.
- The Okay: A la carte in restaurants, I found the menu a little limited. I had a really great Salad in the restaurant on the first day, but the next few meals were not as good.
- Things that Need Work: Alternative meal arrangement. Although they had tried, I was still disappointed in the vegetarian options for dinner.
- The Quirky Observations: I found myself drawn to the Coffee shop and dessert in restaurant – those desserts were a serious temptation. The Bottle of water in the room was a small thing, but a really thoughtful touch.
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Ways to Relax – The Full Spa Experience:
Okay, let's talk spa. Because, hello, this is Perola. This is where they want to hook you, and they mostly succeeded.
- The Pool with a View: Seriously, epic. Picture this: you, floating in a shimmering pool, surrounded by the rolling hills of Mallorca. The view? Unforgettable.
- The Spa/Sauna: The sauna was a good one and the Steamroom was a real treat.
- Massages: An Experience I'll Never Forget: Oh, man, do I have a story to tell about the massage. It was so good… It was the kind of massage that makes you forget where you are, what day it is, and all the stresses of life. It melted away tension I didn't even know I was carrying. My masseuse was a magician. Pure. Bliss. I would return JUST for this. Body wrap, Body scrub, Foot bath.
- Fitness center/Gym/Fitness: I'll be honest, I didn't use it. Look, I was there to relax, not run on treadmills! But it was there.
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Cleanliness and Safety – Peace of Mind in the Time of… Well, Everything:
Cleanliness and safety: It was obvious. Anti-viral cleaning products were used. Daily disinfection in common areas. Hand sanitizer was everywhere. They had clearly put a lot of effort into making you feel safe, which, in today's world, is a huge plus. Rooms sanitized between stays. Safe dining setup. Staff trained in safety protocol. This was obviously important to them.
I also noted that Rooms sanitized between stays and the Hygiene certification.
Services and Conveniences – The Extras That Really Matter:
The hotel offered a host of conveniences, including:
- Concierge: Super helpful.
- Laundry service/Dry cleaning: Essential for those of us who like to pack light (or spill red wine on our favorite white dress, ahem).
- Air conditioning in public area: Always a plus in Mallorca.
- Cash withdrawal / Currency exchange: Very handy.
- Indoor venue for special events/Outdoor venue for special events: They cater to events, which could be great for a group trip.
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Things to Do (Beyond the Spa):
- Exploring the Surroundings: The hotel is set on a beautiful property, perfect for wandering and discovering hidden corners.
- Bicycle parking: A great option here.
- Car park [free of charge]/Car park [on-site]: Always a good idea.
- Taxi service: And a Car power charging station available too.
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Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Relaxation:
- Restaurants/Poolside bar: The Poolside bar was perfect for a sundowner.
- Bar: The bar was well-stocked, which I appreciate. Happy hour? YES, please!
- Room service [24-hour]: Excellent for a late-night snack (or a sneaky glass of wine).
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The Verdict:
Escape to Paradise: Adults-Only Agroturisme Perola is a truly special place. It's a perfect location if you want
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your average, perfectly-manicured itinerary. This is my Agroturisme Perola - Only Adults Majorca, Spain, Chaos & Calm Survival Guide (with cocktails, naturally). Prepare for some tangents, questionable decisions, and the unvarnished truth about a girl just trying to find some peace (and really good tapas).
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Olive Oil Debacle (aka "Don't Trust Google Maps Without Backup")
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Touchdown in Palma! Hallelujah! After a flight that felt like being stuffed in a sardine can, I'm finally on Mallorca. The sun is blazing, the air smells like…well, I'm not sure yet, but it's a damn sight better than airplane cabin air. Grab rental car, a tiny Fiat – adorable, until you try to maneuver it through a narrow Spanish street. Learn immediately that "Spain" and "parking" are mutually exclusive terms. I swear I saw a goat parked better than I was at that moment.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:30 PM): Lunch. Craving Paella, so I blindly follow Google Maps to a charming little restaurant it promised. Promise. After I arrived it turned out that it was a family restaurant, didn´t let us inside because the main waiter (a young boy) was studying…
- Afternoon (1:30 PM - 4:00 PM): The Drive! The route towards Agroturisme Perola seems innocent enough on the map. In reality, it's a series of hairpin turns that make you question your life choices and your car's braking system. Also, Google Maps had me driving down a dirt track. The Fiat didn't like it at all. Ended up backtracking and finding a detour. Note to self: invest in a proper map next time I was in Spain.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Check-in at Perola. Finally. The place is…stunning. Stone walls, bougainvillea cascading everywhere, the kind of place where you immediately feel your shoulders drop a few inches. The welcome drink – a chilled glass of something fruity and suspicious but delicious – was perfect. Took a moment to appreciate it all, including that the entire place smells of herbs, fresh grass, and some amazing, earthy olive oil (more on that later).
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Explore. Wandered around the grounds. Found the pool. It was glorious. Perfect temperature, the sun dipping low, casting long shadows. Had a swim. Felt a moment of absolute, blissful peace. This is what I came for!
- Evening (8:00 PM onwards): Dinner. The restaurant at Perola is open. Ordered a simple plate of jamon, cheese, and bread. Then I tried the olive oil that was on the table. Holy mother of all olive oils. It was unlike anything I've ever tasted. Smooth, peppery, the flavor exploding on my tongue. Decided I would buy some to take home. Asked the waiter (who, bless him, was a little confused by my sudden olive oil fanaticism) where to buy some. He pointed me towards the local shop, so I decided that's my next stop.
Day 2: Obsessed with Local shop
- Morning (9:00 AM - 10:30 AM): Woke up feeling fantastic. The bed is incredibly comfortable. The birdsong! Okay, I could get used to this. Enjoyed a breakfast of local bread, jam, fresh fruit, and – you guessed it – olive oil.
- Morning (10:30 AM - 12:30 PM): Found the local shop. After yesterday's olive oil adventure I'm on a mission. The shopkeeper, a woman with a smile that could melt glaciers, directed me to the olive oil. Now, if you're expecting a rational purchase, think again. I bought four bottles. And some local honey. And a cookbook. And I may have accidentally bought a ceramic dish that I definitely don't need but absolutely adore. Also, I made it to try the local bakery and buy some specialties.
- Lunch (12:30 AM - 2:00 PM): This is the moment for the local bakery. Absolutely incredible flavors.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): More exploration. Stumbled upon a hidden garden, filled with fragrant herbs and flowers. Sat for a bit, just breathing it all in. Thinking about all the things I have to do… Maybe next week!
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Pool time. Read my book (which, let's be honest, I was more often looking at than reading). Started plotting how to sneak the olive oil into my carry-on.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Cocktails! The bar at Perola is fabulous. Aperol Spritz, naturally. Perfect for watching the sunset.
Day 3: The Day I Nearly Got Lost (and Found Myself Instead)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Decided to drive to a nearby village I had heard about. Another epic drive with the Fiat. Followed a sign, then another… Then, well, somewhere along the line, I managed to take a wrong turn, and ended up on a narrow, winding road, seemingly in the middle of nowhere. Panic set in, slightly.
- Morning (11:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Kept driving. The scenery, on the other hand, was ridiculously beautiful. Rolling hills, olive groves, the scent of pine in the air. And the sun, oh, the sun! Pulled over, turned off the engine, and just sat there. Took a deep breath. Realized I wasn't actually lost, just…off-course.
- Lunch (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Found a tiny restaurant in a random village. Didn't speak a word of Spanish, but managed to order some tapas and another glass of wine. Had a lovely time, and the food was great!
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Got back on the road, feeling surprisingly refreshed. The original village, I realized, wasn't actually that important. I had found something better.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Back at Perola. Pool time. Thinking about doing nothing.
- Evening (6:00 PM onwards): Tapas! The restaurant at Perola offered a tapas night. Tried everything, every flavor!
Day 4 & 5: More of the same… and saying goodbye
- Day 4: More pool time. More olive oil. More cocktails. Seriously, I could live here. Went for a bike ride. Made a friend. Had a long, rambling conversation about life, the universe, and the best way to pack olive oil for a transatlantic flight.
- Day 5: Goodbye! A final, lingering breakfast, another bottle of olive oil, and a sad farewell to Perola. The experience was too short! Back to the "real world" feeling refreshed, relaxed, and possibly slightly addicted to Spanish olive oil.
The Verdict:
This trip wasn't perfect. I got lost. I panicked. I consumed an alarming amount of olive oil. But it was exactly what I needed. It was messy, imperfect, and absolutely mine. And I wouldn't trade a single moment of it. Now, about that flight back… I have a lot of memories and four olive oil bottles to protect.
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So, *Escape to Paradise* sounds a bit…much, doesn't it? Is it *really* paradise? Like, actual, sun-kissed-angel-choir paradise?
Okay, let's be real. The name is a *bit* aspirational. It's like they're daring you to find a flaw. And honey, I *tried*. I mean, I'm a professional flaw-finder (in my head, anyway). But, lemme tell ya… it's close. Real close. It's more like *Paradise-Adjacent*. Think less harps and more… well, more cicadas, actually. And the smell of the olive trees after a rain. *That*, my friends, is closer to heaven. It's a slow burn paradise. You don't get blasted with instant perfection; it seeps into you, like the good wine you'll be drinking.
Adults-only… is it *really* child-free? 'Cause I've been promised child-free before and ended up sitting next to a shrieking toddler at breakfast. My Trauma.
YES. Thank the travel gods, YES! This means NO screaming, NO sticky fingers on the buffet (thankfully, they don't even *have* a buffet, which is BRILLIANT), no tiny humans running amok. I'm a relatively tolerant person (I *like* kids, even!), but sometimes… sometimes you just need to wallow in blissful quiet with a glass of rosé and not feel like you're perpetually dodging a tiny missile. Perola delivers. It's a glorious, silent sanctuary. The only noise you'll hear is the gentle clinking of glasses and maybe a couple of couples whispering sweet nothings. (Side note: I *did* overhear one couple having a rather heated debate about olives. It was captivating.)
What's the vibe? Is it all pretentious Instagram models taking pictures of their avocado toast? (I hate avocado toast.)
Okay, deep breaths. No avocado toast-ers. (Thank. God.) The vibe is… relaxed. Like, *really* relaxed. Think well-heeled, but not *stuffy*. People are there to chill, to read, to wander, to actually *talk* to each other. And the staff? Utterly lovely. They're not hovering, they're not fake-smiling… they're just… genuinely nice. I got chatting to one of the waitresses, and she actually gave me some insider tips on the best local tapas bars. Definitely a bonus. It's not like, posing-for-the-gram paradise. It's more… *escape-from-the-gram* paradise. Much better IMO.
The rooms… are they gorgeous? 'Cause the photos *always* lie.
Okay, the rooms. They're not *lying*. I'm going to have to admit. The photos are, dare I say, *accurate*. We stayed in one of the suites, and it was… stunning. Exposed beams, a giant soaking tub (essential!), a private terrace with a view to *die* for. It was the kind of room that makes you want to spontaneously burst into interpretive dance. (I didn't, but the urge was strong.) There was *one* tiny issue, which I'll get to later. It wasn't perfect but overall, incredibly gorgeous. Think rustic elegance meets Mediterranean charm. The only thing that *wasn't* gorgeous was my packing job, full of wrinkled t-shirts that I couldn't be bothered to iron.
The food. Is it truly as amazing as everyone says? I need the *truth*. I hate food. My life is the food.
The food… *sigh*. This is where it gets serious. It's… extraordinary. It’s not just “good food.” It’s an experience. It's why, I think, that this place is *escape*-worthy. The breakfast is a revelation: fresh fruit, local yogurts, crusty bread with homemade jams (the fig jam! OH MY GOD!), and eggs cooked to perfection. The dinners, though… oh, the dinners. Prepared in a way that the ingredients and chefs *show* a passion. Every night, a new and delightful menu. Seafood so fresh it practically jumps off the plate. A wine list that'll make your head spin (in a good way). I'm not a huge foodie, but even *I* was obsessed. I literally dreamt of the paella for weeks after I returned. Seriously. It was THAT good. Okay, I'm drooling now. Can we move on to the *slightly* less perfect elements...?
Anything… *not* perfect? Gotta get the dirt, you know?
Okay, here comes the dirt. First, to the small details. The Wi-Fi wasn't always the best, especially in the room. (Which, frankly, was actually a *good* thing. Meant I was forced to, you know, *disconnect*.) Second, the one tiny issue with the room I mentioned earlier: the air conditioning in the bathroom wasn't quite powerful enough. It made it a bit... humid in there at times. But honestly? These are minor, *minor* quibbles. Also: I’m not sure what kinda of soap they use in the bathroom, but it dried out my skin immediately. Pack some lotion.
The location... is it remote? Do I need a donkey to get to civilization?
It's remote… but not *that* remote. You're in the beautiful Mallorcan countryside, surrounded by olive groves and rolling hills. Peace and quiet is the name of the game, but that's the point. There are a few charming villages nearby that you could reach with a short drive. Perfect for exploring. Plus, the Perola itself has plenty of activities. Overall: Yes, it's tranquil. No, you don't need a donkey. Unless you *want* a donkey, obviously.
What about activities? Do I have to just… sit around and look pretty? (I'm not very good at looking pretty.)
Heavens, no! Though there are certainly options for sitting around and looking pretty. (Or, you know, not. See above re: my packing skills.) They offer yoga classes, cooking lessons, wine tastings... There is also a pool and nice walking paths, and you could always go biking. You are in Mallorca! It’Unique Hotel Finds
