Johor Bahru's HOTTEST Luxury Stay: 2BR, 2BA, TREX Deck!
Johor Bahru's HOTTEST Luxury Stay: 2BR, 2BA, TREX Deck! - Raw & Real Review (Get Ready!)
Okay, people, buckle up. We're diving headfirst into a review of this "HOTTEST Luxury Stay: 2BR, 2BA, TREX Deck!" in Johor Bahru. Forget those sterile, boring travel blogs. I'm here to spill the tea, the coffee, and maybe even a little bit of my own salty tears (hopefully from pure joy!). This isn't just a hotel stay; it’s an experience. Let's see if it's a good one.
(Drumroll please…)
First Impressions: The Glorious T Rex Deck (and the Reality)
Let's be honest, that TREX Deck is the star of the show. I mean, come on, picture it: spacious, maybe with a comfy lounger, overlooking… something amazing. The website promises sunsets and cocktails and maybe even a glimpse of a local celebrity (okay, maybe not the celebrity part). My reality? Initially, a slight crick in my neck from gawking at the view. The deck is amazing! Spacious, yes. Loungers, yep. Sunsets? Spectacular. Cocktails? I made my own (the poolside bar wasn't quite as convenient as the website hints, but hey, I’ll get to that). Now, the only thing holding me back was the slight terror that a stray pigeon might decide to join me at my drink… But don't let that minor detail distract you from the beauty.
Accessibility, That's What I'm Talkin' About!
Accessibility is a big deal, people. My experience? Solid. The elevators were easy to find (and not awkwardly cramped). I didn't need a wheelchair, but I did notice the facilities for disabled guests listed, and that always makes me feel good, even if I don’t personally need them. Kudos to the hotel on that front. Plus, having a car park [free of charge], with car park [on-site] is a HUGE bonus, especially in a busy city like JB.
Internet: Connected or Catatonic?
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! And a decent connection. I'm a blogger, a social media addict, a general internet sponge… so this is crucial. Internet access [LAN]? Not for me, but it's there if you're old-school. No complaints. Internet services were readily available, which is a relief. I can’t be disconnected, and the hotel understands!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Daydreams and Fitness Nightmares
Alright, let's be honest. The spa is where I'm supposed to be. Body scrub, body wrap, massage… Sign. Me. Up.. Unfortunately, I’m more of a "Netflix and chill" kind of relaxer, so no personal experience with the offerings. But, the descriptions were tempting enough. There's a pool with a view (gotta love that!), a sauna, a steam room, and even a foot bath! I did stroll past the fitness center, and it looked… well, it looked functional. I opted for a quick walk around the property instead. This luxury stay has your back - your relaxed, pampered back.
Cleanliness & Safety: Germaphobes, Rejoice!
Okay, I'm not a germaphobe, but I appreciate cleanliness. And this place delivers. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays… I felt genuinely safe. The staff trained in safety protocol were friendly and seemed knowledgeable. I noticed the hand sanitizer stations strategically placed. I give them an A+ here.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Buffet of Choices (and Quirks)
Food, glorious food! The Asian breakfast was a treat. I’m one of those Westerners who loves Asian food! Breakfast [buffet] was a sight to behold - a real buffet! Coffee/tea in the restaurant kept me caffeinated. The poolside bar, as I mentioned before, was maybe a little… understaffed at certain times? But friendly when they were there. I would have preferred a dedicated bar man, but that is okay. There was also a coffee shop if you want to take your chances elsewhere.
The restaurants had Asian cuisine - a must in JB! It also had International cuisine is good, so you can have it all!
Services and Conveniences: Everything But a Personal Butler (Unfortunately)
This place is loaded with extras! Air conditioning in public areas, YES PLEASE. Daily housekeeping - a lifesaver. Concierge? Super helpful. Doorman? Always a nice touch. Laundry service, dry cleaning, and ironing service were available – you can't beat that. A convenience store on site is a huge plus for late-night snacks. I didn’t use the business facilities or the meeting/banquet facilities, but they are there if you need them. This hotel really thought of everything.
For the Kids & Families: Child's Play?
I don’t have kids, but I saw plenty of families. Family/child friendly for sure!
Available in All Rooms: Comfort is in the Details
Okay, let's talk about the actual room. Air conditioning? Essential. Alarm clock? Got it. Bathrobes and slippers? Yes, please! There were Bathrooms with phones too! The blackout curtains were a godsend. The room was comfortable and well-designed. I had a desk, which was great for working. The extra-long bed was perfect for sprawling and generally getting comfy. The in-room safe box made me feel secure. The mirror was perfect for admiring myself. I even had a refrigerator! And the seating area was great for relaxing.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
Airport transfer? Available, thank goodness. Car park [free of charge], as I mentioned. Taxi service readily available. Getting around was generally pretty painless.
The Quirky Stuff: The Good, The Bad, and The Slightly Odd
Okay, here are the REAL, unfiltered thoughts:
- Room decorations: Fine. Not amazing, not terrible. The room was adequate. Just adequate.
- I think I found a hair in the oatmeal at breakfast.
- I may have gotten lost on the way to the gym. More of a personal failing!
- The staff were friendly but maybe a little too eager sometimes. But I prefer that to rude!
Overall: Should You Book?
YES. Despite my minor quibbles, this place mostly did exactly what it set out to do: offer a luxurious, comfortable, and convenient stay. The 2BR, 2BA with the TREX deck? Worth the price of admission alone. The cleanliness, the service, the amenities… mostly all top-notch.
**The Verdict: Johor Bahru's HOTTEST Luxury Stay is a *solid* choice. It's not perfect (nothing is!), but it's a great base camp for exploring Johor Bahru. And that deck? You’ll be bragging about it to your friends. Book it. Now.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're diving headfirst into the glorious chaos that is a stay at the R&F Luxury 2Bedrooms2Bath 【TREX】 Boutique Homestay in Johor Bahru. This is gonna be a messy, wonderful, probably slightly sugar-fueled journey. Let's go!
The Unofficial R&F Johor Bahru Blitz: A Comedy of Errors (and Maybe Luxury)
Day 1: Arrival! Or, How I Almost Lost My Luggage and My Sanity
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Arrival at Senai International Airport (JHB). Okay, so the flight was… something. Let's just say the guy next to me snored like a chainsaw and I may or may not have accidentally elbowed a child trying to reach for a tiny airplane bag of peanuts. Anyway, we LANDED. Thank God. Now, the REAL adventure begins. Finding a Grab. That's always the first hurdle, right?
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Grab Saga & Initial Impresssions. This is always a gamble. Finding the pickup point, the driver actually showing up, and then praying they understand where you're going. After the usual 10 minutes of panicked texting and circling, we found out driver and we headed towards the R&F area.
**3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Check-In & "OMG This Is Actually Really Nice." ** The lobby was all polished marble and smiling faces. The check-in process was a breeze. Then we got the keys and walked into the apartment… and WHOA. Seriously. The pictures online don't do it justice. Big, airy, sparkling clean, and views! I immediately decided I was living here forever and started mentally rearranging the furniture. (Spoiler: I spent half the trip secretly hoping I could just stay.) The kids immediately claimed their rooms, of course. Gotta establish territory, right?
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Unpacking, Exploring the Apartment, and Contemplating The Pool. Unpacked (sort of – okay, maybe I just threw everything in a general pile). Explored the apartment inch by glorious inch. Found the washing machine and made a mental note to do laundry before the inevitable shirt-stained-on-food-again incident. The balcony! That was the selling point, and yes, it's as luxurious as the picture. The pool looked amazing, crystal clear, and calling our names. I, however, was still battling the after-flight fatigue.
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner Dilemma: Food Court Fiascos & Delicious Discoveries (and a Slight Meltdown). Okay, so the plan was "explore the neighborhood, find authentic Malaysian food, be adventurous." The reality: a screaming toddler, a hangry teenager, and me desperately googling "closest McDonald's." We finally found a food court – a sensory overload of smells and sights. The kids were overwhelmed, I was overwhelmed, and, in a moment of weakness, I almost gave in to the siren song of the Golden Arches. BUT, a kind lady pointed us to a stall selling mee goreng (fried noodles). The kids were immediately obsessed. We ordered seconds. And thirds. Crisis averted!
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Pool Time! (Or, My Near-Drowning Experience). Okay, maybe near-drowning is a slight exaggeration. But the kids were in the pool, splashing, playing, and I, being the responsible adult, was supervising… while attempting to casually float. Well, let's just say I underestimated the waves made by a small army of children. I swallowed half the pool, panicked briefly, and then decided to embrace the soggy, slightly-unhinged version of myself. The kids, of course, thought it was hilarious.
9:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Wind Down & the Glorious Sound of Silence (Almost). Back in the apartment, showered, and ready to collapse. The views from the balcony at night were stunning – the city lights twinkling below. Finally, the kids were asleep, and the much-needed silence descended. Almost. There was a faint humming from the AC, and I swear I heard a door slam down the hallway. But overall, it was bliss. Just the sound of my own thoughts, and planning the next day.
Day 2: Cultural Immersion (and a Search for the Perfect Durian)
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast with A View (and Slightly Sticky Fingers). The apartment has a beautiful kitchen so, decided to make a simple breakfast – toast, fruit, cereal – with the kids. The balcony view was beautiful!
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Johor Bahru City Adventure! (and Shopping Mayhem). Today we were determined to be "cultured." We hopped in a Grab and headed into Johor Bahru city. Sultan Abu Bakar State Mosque was a must-see, we could not missed the opportunity to visit this beautiful architecture. Then, it was a mad dash to the shopping malls. The kids wanted to check out the shops, and of course the food courts. I swear the food courts are the lifeblood of Malaysia!
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch at KSL City Mall. After getting lost in the shopping mall and trying to navigate the city like a local, we finally arrived at KSL City Mall - a shopper’s paradise. So many shops, so many restaurants!
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Durian Quest! (And a Lesson in Patience) My mission: to find the PERFECT durian. The “King of Fruits,” as they call it. I'm a durian enthusiast, and the fruit is known to be smelly, spiky, and delicious. This was a journey of sensory exploration. We ventured into a local market, where the air was thick with the fruity fragrance. We sampled durians of various types, each with its unique flavor profile. We'd probably taste 5 types of durians, and my personal favorite was “Musang King,” – it was the most creamy and delicious. The kids, well, let's just say they weren't quite as enthusiastic. One tried a tiny nibble, wrinkled her nose, and declared it “smelly.” The other refused to get within 10 feet of it. But hey, at least I was happy.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Back to the Apartment & Poolside Relaxation (Again!). After a full day out in the hot weather, we returned to our apartment and headed straight to the pool. If I could live in that pool, I would!
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Sunset Drinks & Balcony Bliss. The sunset over the city was absolutely stunning. The perfect time for a glass of wine, the view from the balcony.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner and Movie Night. Pizza delivery, family movie, and an early night to recharge.
Day 3: Departure (And a Pinch-Me-Is-This-Real Moment)
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Last Breakfast, Packing (And Remembering Where You Left Everything). Pack, pack, pack. (Or, in my case, frantically stuff everything into suitcases, hoping it will stay closed.) A final breakfast on the balcony, savoring the last moments of that amazing view.
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Final Apartment Inspection & Check-Out. Making sure the apartment was left as we found it (or at least, mostly as clean) and then, the dreaded check-out. Said goodbye to the friendly staff, with a mental note to leave a glowing review.
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Grab to Airport
12:00 PM : Flight Home.
Final Thoughts:
This trip was messy, imperfect, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable. The R&F Luxury 2Bedrooms2Bath 【TREX】 Boutique Homestay was pure luxury and comfort. Johor Bahru surprised me. And the memories? They'll last a lifetime. I'm already planning my return. And maybe next time, I'll be brave enough to actually try to cook in that amazing kitchen. Or not. Food courts, here I come!
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Johor Bahru's HOTTEST Luxury Stay: The TRex Deck 2BR/2BA Breakdown (Prepare for REAL Talk!)
Okay, spill the tea! Is this place REALLY as amazing as the brochures make it out to be? Is it all just… hype?
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because I'm about to get realer than a reality TV show. The brochures? Yeah, they’re pretty. But let's be honest, they probably airbrush the dust bunnies. The TRex Deck 2BR/2BA? It's... complicated. Look, the view? Spectacular. Seriously, jaw-dropping. Picture this: sipping your overpriced cocktail (yes, you *will* pay a premium), watching the sunset paint the sky in these ridiculous colors… it's pure Instagram gold. But… and there’s always a but… it's not *perfect*.
Once, I tripped over some loose decking on the way to that view, almost spilling my cocktail. My first thought? "OMG, did anyone see that?" My second? "I hope I didn't break my ankle!" It was *not* the effortlessly glamorous entrance I'd envisioned.
The T.Rex Deck! Is that name… literal? Are there dinosaurs roaming around? (Kidding... mostly.) What's the deal with the deck itself?
Sadly, no velociraptors. Although, imagine the review possibilities! Back to reality… the TRex Deck? Get ready for a mixed bag. The deck itself? Spacious, yes. Offering a view, yes, which is great! But I remember a time I made my partner take pictures of me on it. I was feeling myself, you know? And I'm posing, feeling all fancy, and then... a rogue gust of wind whips my hair across my face, and I almost fall. It's less "Jurassic Park" and more "windy disaster zone" sometimes. The deck furniture, that’s the other thing. Comfortable? Ehh... could be better. Stylish? Absolutely! After an hour or so you're gonna feel like you're sitting on a rock, even if you're a rockstar. And the "trex" part? I still have no clue. Something about the size, I assume?
Let's talk about the rooms! What's the vibe? Are they truly "luxury"?
Alright, the rooms... where to begin? They *try* to be luxury. They really do. Super plush bedding, fancy rainfall showers (which, let's be honest, are the only thing that truly relaxes me). The decor is modern-ish, clean-ish. You get that "I'm staying somewhere IMPORTANT" feeling initially. They all look like they came out of some designer's fever dream -- sleek, minimalist, all grey and beige. But then you begin to notice the small details, the tiny imperfections. The slightly smudged mirror, the (possibly) stained carpet. You start to wonder if the cleaning crew is REALLY that thorough. Is that dust? Probably. Honestly, the whole experience is like dating someone who *says* they're perfect. Then they open their mouth, and... well, you know.
And the bathroom? Glorious, in theory. But the water pressure was ALWAYS a gamble! Sometimes a gentle trickle, other times a jet stream powerful enough to flay your skin. On one occasion, I tried to take a shower, and there was NO HOT WATER. None. Zero. I called reception, and they acted like it was a total surprise. It clearly wasn't.
Food, glorious food! How's the dining situation? In-room dining? Close by restaurants?
Okay, food. This is where things get...interesting. The in-room dining? Convenient, sure. Expensive? Oh, yes indeed. I once ordered a club sandwich at 2:00 AM, because sleep is for the weak, and it was...fine. Like, "I'm starving and this is edible" fine. The fries were soggy. It's those moments when you realize you’re paying for the *idea* of luxury, not necessarily the actual quality.
Nearby restaurants? They're there. Some are amazing, some are...less so. Do some research! Take chances! Embrace the adventure! Just... maybe don't eat anything that looks particularly suspicious. Speaking of adventures, one time, when I was visiting I got really sick. Terrible thing, it was the WORST part of my whole stay.
The little things! What about the service? The amenities? The "extras"?
The service? Hit or miss. Some staff members are genuinely lovely and helpful, super sweet and accommodating. Others? Well, let’s just say their enthusiasm for providing world-class service seems to have been left on the previous shift. There was the time the bellhop *almost* dropped my suitcase. And then pretended it didn't happen. Subtle. The amenities? The gym is… there. It has treadmills. And the pool? Gorgeous to look at. Swimming in it? Fun, until you realize how crowded it is. The so-called "extras" - like complimentary fruit baskets and whatever - are nice touches, but a bit… token. Like a PR stunt to keep you from noticing the slightly-too-thin towels.
Would you recommend it? The big question! Is it worth the money?
Okay, the million-dollar question. Would I recommend the TRex Deck 2BR/2BA? It depends. If you're looking for pure, unadulterated luxury and perfection? Probably not. You'll find yourself nitpicking, and that will ruin the whole experience. If you're a realistic, easy-going person who's willing to overlook a few flaws for a stunning view and a decent time? Then maybe.
Honestly, some of my best travel memories are the ones where things went slightly sideways. The time the AC broke in the middle of the night? The time I ordered room service and it took an hour and a half to arrive? Those little things, they make for great stories. So, yeah. Go for it. Just, lower your expectations a *little* bit. And maybe pack your own snacks. And if you see any dinosaurs, let me know.
